GGC - Happy Times

Hahahahahaha!! This is the best stress reliever!

Just give us a table and some chairs in a comfortable environment..... and you will see happy and laughing faces like this.................Golden Girls having another eat out and chit-chatting session.......

The Sexiest, The Funniest & The Most Admired!

The Sexiest Man

The Funniest Man

The Most Admired WomanOkay, there you are, I managed to take pictures with the
3 most interesting personalities
of the World!!

Ooopps!!
I have been busted.... ya you were right, I was in the wax museum,
Madame Tussauds, London. How else can a common person
take pictures with the uncommon.......

Homeless with a Sense of Humour

I found these pictures in my email inbox, as always, another of the random forward mail but this one touches my heart. I wish to share and bring your attention to how resilient some people are. They may be down and out but somehow they found a cheerful and creative way of asking for help of which I admire greatly!!

The Secret to a Happy Marriage

So, what is the secret to a happy marriage? The answer is so simply portrayed in this forwarded email that I thought if I don't pen it here, it would really really goes to waste!

To the WIFES of this world "BLESS YOU!"
and
To the husbands "YOU'RE BLESSED!".

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.

In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.

He asked her about the contents. 'When we were to be married,' she said, 'my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.'

The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.

'Honey,' he said, 'that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?'

'Oh,' she said, 'that's the money I made from selling the dolls.'

Have a good laugh and while you are at it; wives ~ its good advice and its free; take it; husbands ~ if you see your wife knitting, crocheting, smocking like mad, say you are sorry... it is also good advice and it is also free; take it!! You are blessed that she knows how to do needlework....... or else ......

All About Hearing Aids

I just have this urge to make people laugh.... Its sad when we grew up forgetting how to laugh! Like one of my label says "Laughter Releases Endorphins" and we all need all the endorphins we can get to keep us healthy in these days of unhealthy environment and unhealthy living habits......

Growing old is fun if you know how to laugh ~~ start laughing at yourself first, laugh at your friends who can take it and laugh at jokes like these .....

An elderly gentleman… had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him
fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor
said, 'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you
can hear again.'

The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to their conversations.
I've changed my will three times!'

Here's more ...... :)

Three old guys are out walking.
The first one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
The second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
The third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer.'

Then...

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.
It's perfect.'
' Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?'
' Twelve thirty ..'

And this is the killer.....

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said,
'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc:
'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that. I said,
'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'

I BET YOU HAD A GOOD LAUGH..... LOL

You Got "Male" !!

One of those internet jokes that is worth keeping and its good for a laugh ~~ I supposed its Gen Y's way of expressing facts of life .....

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers: 'Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

You got Male!

Quote for the Day!!

'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit.'

Love and appreciate all the women in your life!

I like this quote… found on the internet as well. So ladies, you are phenomenon and gentlemen…. be informed, treat your ladies well and you will get double good treatment!!

A tribute to the Golden Girls!!!

Headline Bloopers

I have always enjoyed movie bloopers. Then there are those goofed snippets always aired at the end of a movie especially comedies or sitcom.... these are the laugh induce killers!!

So when I read this forwarded email on headline bloopers I can't help posting it here to share with those who missed this one... I know its a lazy way of simply "cut& paste" but I hope it will bring on some laughs ~~~ laughter produces endorphins ~~~

A note of thanks to the person who initiated this email...... enjoy and contribute if you have any....

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far!

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!

And the winner is ....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?

Arrested for Laughing!

I cannot resist posting this here ..... I am sure this story had been circulated around the world...

This is supposedly from an actual trial in the UK....

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus when she noticed a young man smiling at her. She began to feel humiliated on the fact of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.

She moved again and then on her third move, he burst out laughing. She had him arrested.

The case then came before a court and the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.

His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing that she was pregnant. She then first sat under an advertisement, which read: "Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins".

I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement, which read: "William's Stick Did the Trick". Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement which read: "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident".

The case was dismissed!!!

Eye Test for Chinese

This is an "Eye Test" for Chinese people with slanted eyes. If you are not Chinese or even if you are Chinese but without the slanted eyes, try pulling up the outer corners of both your eyes...... it works!!

Have fun and a good laugh! Try laughing at yourself, its good for the soul.

It would be nice if someone with slanted eyes could verify whether this works without any help.

:) :) :)

Smile For You

Let's get the endorphins started ... I found this precious picture with a message reminding us to smile from one of those forwarded emails and was told to forward to as many as I can. So, here you are, I hope to touch as many people as those who wants to read my blog.

Yes, this is just the start of my posting categorised under "Laughter Releases Endorphins" and yes smiling is not enough but a smile is the prerequisite of a laugh. If you have nothing to smile about how can you ever laugh.

"Smile and the world will smile with you"
:) :) :)